is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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