strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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