yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You made out with two different species that night
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Someone signed my nipple.
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