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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you mean i was at the winter classic?

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• (209): View more from California

  You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.

  (574): View more from Indiana

  No I didn't. Whiskey did.

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• (951): View more from California

  I'm sorry I peed on your everything.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".

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• (518): View more from New York

  I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He called out my ex's name during sex.

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  Alex is a pretty common unisex name.

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  It was the same Alex. I asked.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience

  (914): View more from New York

  You’re so close!!!

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