so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
