I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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