yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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