I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My vagina is officially offended.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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