I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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