There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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