I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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