I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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