How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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