I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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