Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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