I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Found the puke drawer
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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