We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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