You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
