I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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