I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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