Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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