so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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