Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
wow bdsm is so cute
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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