You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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