I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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