Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

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(805): View more from California

talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

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(949): View more from California

they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store

(949): View more from California

I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America

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(212): View more from New York

It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"

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(404): View more from Georgia

Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?

(1-404): View more from Georgia

You don't want to know. Trust me.

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