Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(831): View more from California

yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.

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(618): View more from Illinois

the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game

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(734): View more from Michigan

He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other

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(989): View more from Michigan

I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.

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(916): View more from California

Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.

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