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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.

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  Ohh that happened after I started to cry.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I really wanna talk..

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  if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.

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• (914): View more from New York

  What are you wearing tonight?

  (510): View more from California

  The colors of the winddddddd

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?

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  Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD

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