I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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