I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
