I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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