I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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