i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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