i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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