did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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