at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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