No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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