your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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