Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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