i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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