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(212): View more from New York

Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(972): View more from Texas

The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry

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(613): View more from Ontario

Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.

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(563): View more from Iowa

it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way

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(937): View more from Ohio

are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies

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