You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
