it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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