he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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