Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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