it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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