I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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