I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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