I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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