hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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