why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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