remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she smelled like a LAN party
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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