yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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