i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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