Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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