What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Randomize
