don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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