He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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