okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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