im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
then he tried to convert me to islam
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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