it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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