Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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