i don't like sucking hair
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
