she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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