And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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