Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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